A year ago we headed to paradise for our honeymoon. When we first started dating Jake had asked me if I could go anywhere, where would it be? The rapidity of my answer has become a joke between us for years to follow. The answer was French Polynesia, a collection of islands in the South Pacific.
After our week on the Isle of Mull where we eloped in the stunning Scottish west coast we swapped wind and hail for sun and sand.
The journey started with a flight to Barcelona then onto San Francisco where we had a 24 hour layover. We did not get to see the best side of San Francisco. We caught the BART (subway) into the city with some drunks and folk evidently on drugs. We also had to step over or walk past a lot of homeless individuals on the sidewalks. We made the best of it though, wandering around the city checking out pier 39 with the seals and eating the most humongous portion of pancakes in an ihop. We also stayed in a hotel that we now use as a marker for the worst place we have ever stayed. It was the kind of place that you don’t sleep in the bed, you stay in your clothes on top of the covers. You pop your ear buds in and you wonder if the shared bathroom has made you dirtier not cleaner. We had this vision of us as a couple in our young 20s clubbing and then wandering to the pier at sunrise. But yeah… with the travel we were absolutely shattered.



Then it was onto Papeete in Tahiti. We decided to try to see as much of the main island and its sister Island Moorea as possible. French Polynesia is a collection of over 100 islands in the South Pacific, not all are inhabited and there is sadly no way in 2 weeks we were going to be able to see everywhere. Which means we will have to go back at some point. We booked 4 different Airbnbs and hired a car.
Upon landing we hadn’t sorted a car yet so we got a taxi to where we were staying for the first few days. There appeared to be maybe 3 taxis which we had to wait to come back from their previous drops off. Tina was the lovely taxi driver who helped us find our Airbnb, which was hidden away.


We were a short walk from a boulangerie and supermarket which allowed us to stock up and buy a sim card for when we were out there. Useful for arranging picking up a car, contacting the hosts for our Airbnb’s when we were out and about. There was plenty of fresh fish and fresh fruit on the island, but the thing that surprised us the most was the amazing baguettes. Freshly baked daily and available in all the supermarkets for insanely cheap. We ate bread most days!

The beach was a narrow strip of coarse sand and volcanic rock. The beach was adjacent to the abandoned Tahiti Hotel by Sofitel. It turns out a few hotels closed down during covid and didn’t reopen. The main attraction though was the stunning sunset.


We drove a loop of Tahiti, mainly sticking to the larger northwestern part of the island. We stopped off at anywhere that caught our eye on our way. The first stop was Grottes De Mara’a – a beautiful cave formation and series of waterfalls.




After we carried onto Taharuu beach, a famous surfing beach. We didn’t get into the surf, I did not want to show them all up because obviously I am a pro. Well, if you consider 2 days in New Zealand 7 years ago where I successfully stood up once for 5 seconds and got a picture…


A little further down the coast we come across water gardens Vaipahi. With curated gardens and the wild foliage that put my tropical plants at home to shame.





After reading the slightly out of order boards in the garden that told the story of a spirit reborn & forged in the Island, purified in the water to then fight a dragon (imagine making sense of that out of order). We head further along the road to Vaihi, 2 cascades in Faaone. We grabbed our lunch then turned to the waterfall. Jake suggested we take the ‘path’ to the top, which consisted of some crude steps in a sheer wall. Although I will confess now it was worth the climb, at the time I was suitably dramatic about the situation. At the top we found a small pool and the waterfall which made a natural infinity pool. We had the place to ourselves so I got my pale booty out and went skinny dipping.




After our first 2 nights we headed to Papeete so we could get the ferry over to Moorea. We hit the 7am commuter traffic into the city, parked up then checked out the market. The market was incredible- it was bustling with so much to see; black pearls, flowers, food, straw items, fresh produce. After wandering around we head to get our ticket for the ferry. We had been told it was easy to get tickets for the same day, as it was we got the last tickets available for crossing for the day. There was an interesting moment when boarding where I was gestured at in French, turned out passengers aren’t to be in the car when loading and they have to go through the terminal to get on the ferry. The crossing had a notable swell, but it was thankfully only a short 30 minute trip. After we arrived we drove a lap of the island which took an hour, circling back around to the marine store to buy snorkels.




Our second Airbnb was STUNNING, hosted by the lovely Maea we had a sea front bungalow overlooking Tahiti. Orea the stray dog made our stay here. A cute black and white large cross breed. When we relaxed in the hammock, stepped outside or came back from kayaking she was there to greet and chill with us. From the bench outside our place we got to watch black tip reef sharks and so many different fish.






Our bucket list item for the trip, was whale watching. Humpback whales migrate to the South Pacific for the autumn so we knew the timings would hopefully line up. And it did not disappoint. There was the option of swimming with whales but personally it is not something I felt on a commercial scale should be promoted, so we stayed on the boat. If you feel like reading a paper on this I have added a link here. It was incredible watching the whales playing in the water and the baby learning to breach.




The following day we made our way up Mango mountain. The views at the top were stunning, the walk was more of a climb than a casual stroll. The majority of the walk was steep!! After the mountaineering we head onto Hauru public beach for some more snorkelling – it was wonderful, we were able to enjoy clown fish guarding their anemone, sting rays and a multitude of fish; I also saw a moray eel and octopus.








Our next Airbnb was a lovely place set back in the mountains that was in line with the tree tops. There was air conditioning, stunning views and a hot tub.

The following day we head to the only thing we pre-booked before our trip: Coco beach- a motu with a cafe on it that you have to take a boat transfer to get to. The boat that took us over was maybe 1x4m, the small engine was haphazardly attached with will alone, the seats were balanced planks of wood, we made it though. The restaurant was lovely, although slow service, most went for a swim whilst waiting for their food. After eating we walked around the motu, onto a sand bank and then round to find 2 more cafes. One was rather flung together- think the gas canister piped into an oven.



Our last day on Moorea was spent relaxing in our accommodation, eating more good french bread, then packing the bags again to head back to Tahiti the following day.


Our last Airbnb, a beach front flat in Puna’auia. We spent the last few days driving around the island again and headed into Papeete, where I bought myself a pearl necklace and a pair of pearls to have made into earrings. We also enjoyed a take away, which was brilliant because all of the locals come with their own dishes- think large saucepans and serving bowls to have their orders dished into, instead of using plastic. So simple and such a good idea, it is such a shame we do not do the same back home.






Then it was time to head home. I will finish this with the entry I wrote in my diary for this period of time.
Time is a blur. Who knows what time zone we are in- all I know is it has been 30 hours since I properly slept.



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